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Unprecedented Spam, What Did They Offer?

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I just received not one, but two spam e-mails from mail order brides. At first it sounded interesting.  Two unsolicited e-mails from mail order brides, but did they really have anything to offer? Checking the source of the e-mails, one came from Ukraine, and the other from Russia. Both oddly had the same titles.

I have to admit, I did give it a much longer consideration than it deserved, it was a slow news day and the highlight of my afternoon was the Larry Wilmore speech at the Whitehouse Correspondent’s dinner.  I asked, what benefits (if any) would there be to sponsoring two undocumented immigrants?

First thought that came to mind would be the free sex, which is nice, but if they were on a catalogue online and selling to the highest bidder, then the decision quickly becomes challenging.

karatekid

Not considering health issues related to diseases, more the mental aspect of two women pretending to be my wives, while both having to learn english.  What if one wife gets jealous of the other?

I imagine it to be a repeating stress filled scene where both wives pass out early from nightly vigorous love-making.

“Nyet! Nyet!, and Spaceeba! Oh you big boy! What a penis!” would be heard by the neighbors, but at the end of the night, I would be left without choice but to imbibe vodka and think of the number of other suitors on their Blackberries.

Spam e-mails. They could have made a sale if only they included their pictures.

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