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Random 18-25 Guy on the Internet Asks: Why Aren’t MILFS ‘Literally’ Throwing Themselves at Me.


If you’ve ever had the opportunity, to sit there at 3AM and think:

More beer? Pizza? Where can I go to get some sex?

Internet dating sites might not be for you.

I found this question very funny because I asked myself this same question a long time ago. As have you, and you, and many of you I’m quite sure, and the girls know this.

The girls know this, so there is this instinctual response by girls to view men on internet dating sites with a lot of cautious skepticism.

Of course, there’s also the fact that internet dating sites are marketed aggressively for sex too.  It’s not just the man’s fault.  Marketers spend a lot of time and resources figuring out how to drag people in.

-They pander to people with large social media contacts.

-Fake accounts used by employees pretending to be females.

-Banner advertisements featuring pornstars plastered onto social media hubs frequented by men, etc.

Dating sites are the way by which men skip the personal parts of the mating ritual. Why bother finding someone who works in the same field, or someone who has the same interests?  Just log on and filter the undesirables. Badabing badaboom.

As an 18-25 guy, your chances of meeting MILFs are pretty slim. The main reason for this is the saturated demographic.  More men are registered onto dating sites than there are women. If you’ve read any of those articles claiming that the hookup culture is in decline, and that people are having less sex, and are spending more time in front of the computer, those articles are false.

A recent study released by the CDC reveals that people the ages of 15 to 24 are having more sex in 2015.  This fact is established by the rate of increase in syphilis, ghonorrhea and chlamydia, from the years 2013 to 2015.

-Chlamydia went up by 6% from 2014 to 2015.

-Gonorrhea went up by 13% from 2014 to 2015.

-Syphilis (primary and secondary) went up by 19% from 2014 to 2015.

-Syphilis (congenital) went up by 6% from 2014 to 2015.

The upward trend began in 2013 and continues to rise beyond 2015.

Out of 1,526,658 chlamydia cases reported:

-15-19 year olds   26%

-20-24 year olds  39%

Out of 395,216 gonorrhea cases reported:

-15-19 year olds  18%

-20-24 year olds 32%

40 year olds account for 4% and 10% respectively.

MILFs are looking at this and are thinking to themselves if they want to get infected.  (Or worse, if a MILF wants to infect other people!)

So where can you go to meet MILFs? It’s really easy honestly. Just practice talking to women. If you’re uncomfortable with the opposite sex, all it takes is practice. It literally does not matter what you say, as long as you’re not perverted.  Go out, don’t have any pre-conceived expectations and eventually you’ll find a MILF that will like you.

Of course, it helps if you have excellent personal hygiene, so with that said, stay tuned for the next post where I will help you with hygiene tips!



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