Real World Rules (with Guest Appearances by Vin Diesel and Pewdiepie)

I had a dream where Vin Diesel challenged me to reproduce a glitch for a video game. I said to Vin “challenge accepted.” Pewdiepie saw what we were doing and wanted to play, but Pewdiepie didn’t have any cables for his monitor. So Pewdiepie ransacked my drawers and found a pair of XBOX monitor cables. It was at this moment when Pewdiepie accused me of stealing his XBOX monitor cable, and I felt the feeling of guilt. Pewdiepie then ripped all the cables off my computer, damaging everything. He called me a thief before leaving the room. And my dream tried to convince me that I was guilty.

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However in reality, Vin Diesel and Pewdiepie had simply been fragments of my rattled imagination. And the rules set forth within the dream were simply hypothetical tests of morality.

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In reality, none of us had owned any of the computers or cables, and it was actually Pewdiepie who had committed theft in the dream.

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Why won’t my dreams ever feature female pornstars in it?